Is it just me or are stretch marks only beautiful and celebrated in fat/body positive circles when they are white or silver? What about those of us with huge red, pink, and purple lines crawling up or tummys, sides, backs? Snaking down our arms and thighs?

I rub oil on myself crying in the mirror because I want to look like the beautiful, fat, silver-stretch-marked people that I see on my dash every day.

iconoclasticallyqueer:

hfml:

You Oughta Know

((literally crying with chills this is brilliant!))

OMG. 

Morning snuggles.

silly-vanilli:

tinyjutsu:

WHY IS HE DOING THIS

Mmmm, delicious air.

Omg

forbiddenuglifruit:

Don’t trust people who don’t have fat friends.

dirky-dirky-heart:

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

best gif use ever 

its still fucking adorable 

CHEYENNE SOPHIA

i’ve never heard anyone talk about sex in a way i understand and i’m interested in making everything in my life platonic because trying to envision myself in my own past sexual experiences is tiring and nauseating 

themightysqueal:

THAT LAST ONE OMG

storagegeek:

DIY Toy Dino iPhone Stand : Eat + Sleep + Make

Tell me this isn’t one of the cutest gadget projects you have ever seen! Click on the photo to get the full tutorial.

And before you think the heads will be wasted, there are lots of great ways to reuse them such as magnets, or coat hooks, or even faux taxidermy, just to name a few.

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

did-you-kno:

When Baks the dog was left blind after an accident, his friend Buttons became his seeing-eye-goose by hanging on to him with her neck and honking to direct him. Source

daisiesandsex:

yeahgagas:

Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?
Raven Symone: The pressure of society.

FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.

In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

queen